Hugo Boss has been hired by the Trump transition team in order to ease the process of transition and provide Trump, the President-elect, with a suit and appropriate tie clip.
The GOP, facing dwindling prospects with a diversifying electorate, has outlined its 2020 plan to kill poor voters and those who might otherwise vote democrat. The report has been dubbed an "autopsy" by the press.
Go back to your safe spaces, liberal.
Paul Ryan has been quoted as "disappointed" upon learning that 30 pieces of silver is worth around $600 USD, approximately enough to cover his deductible for the year.