Satire
  • Hugo Boss to Tailor Donald Trump's Inaugural Suit

    by Vanessa McHale | Satire

    Hugo Boss has been hired by the Trump transition team in order to ease the process of transition and provide Trump, the President-elect, with a suit and appropriate tie clip.

  • GOP Unveils Plan to Adapt to a Diversifying Electorate by Killing Poor People

    by Vanessa McHale | Satire

    The GOP, facing dwindling prospects with a diversifying electorate, has outlined its 2020 plan to kill poor voters and those who might otherwise vote democrat. The report has been dubbed an "autopsy" by the press.

  • Liberal Professor Shuts down Alt-right Activist's Free Speech!

    by Vanessa McHale | Satire

    Go back to your safe spaces, liberal.

  • Paul Ryan Disappointed in Cash Value of 30 Pieces of Silver

    by Vanessa McHale | Satire

    Paul Ryan has been quoted as "disappointed" upon learning that 30 pieces of silver is worth around $600 USD, approximately enough to cover his deductible for the year.